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O My James :lol
O My James :lol
Terror Alert in Washington DC
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Terror Alert in Washington DC
Washington (DC)- The Washington Redskins football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Jim Zorn immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.
After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE.
Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
Terror Alert in Washington DC
Washington (DC)- The Washington Redskins football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Jim Zorn immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.
After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE.
Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
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Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?
A: The Dallas Cowboys
Q: How many players did the Cowboys dress for their last game?
A: 22. The rest dressed themselves.
Q: What’s Jerry Jones’ biggest concern?
A: Does bail money count against the salary cap?
Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.
Q: Four Dallas Cowboys are in a car. Who’s driving?
A: The police.
Q: Why can’t Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known Felons.
I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator and now they want a coke machine.
The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on “grass”.
The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new “Honor System”.
Yes, your Honor, No, your Honor.
The Cowboys had a 8 and 8 season this year.
8 arrests, 8 convictions.
The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator; Johnny Cochran.
Q: What’s the difference between a Cowboys fan and a baby?
A: Eventually the baby stops whining.
A woman in Dallas calls 911. When the officer answers the phone the woman is hysterical and tells the cop that a man has just broken into her home and she thinks he intends to rape her. The officer explain that they are just extremely busy at the moment and tells her “Just get the guy’s jersey number and we’ll get back to you.”
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?
A: The Dallas Cowboys
Q: How many players did the Cowboys dress for their last game?
A: 22. The rest dressed themselves.
Q: What’s Jerry Jones’ biggest concern?
A: Does bail money count against the salary cap?
Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.
Q: Four Dallas Cowboys are in a car. Who’s driving?
A: The police.
Q: Why can’t Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known Felons.
I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator and now they want a coke machine.
The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on “grass”.
The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new “Honor System”.
Yes, your Honor, No, your Honor.
The Cowboys had a 8 and 8 season this year.
8 arrests, 8 convictions.
The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator; Johnny Cochran.
Q: What’s the difference between a Cowboys fan and a baby?
A: Eventually the baby stops whining.
A woman in Dallas calls 911. When the officer answers the phone the woman is hysterical and tells the cop that a man has just broken into her home and she thinks he intends to rape her. The officer explain that they are just extremely busy at the moment and tells her “Just get the guy’s jersey number and we’ll get back to you.”
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CJ
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CJ
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TVDinner wrote:
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TVDinner wrote:
Terror Alert in Washington DC
Washington (DC)- The Washington Redskins football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Jim Zorn immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.
After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE.
Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
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Ha Ha LOL!! OUCH!!!
Ha Ha LOL!! OUCH!!!
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:%:c Good one!!!
:%:c Good one!!!
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Good stuff TV and Steve!
Good stuff TV and Steve!
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Funny!!!! LOL!!!!
Thanks for the laugh, guys!
Funny!!!! LOL!!!!
Thanks for the laugh, guys!
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good one, James!
I was reading it all seriously, too, like "Those terrorist bastards..." hahaha, you got me.
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good one, James!
I was reading it all seriously, too, like "Those terrorist bastards..." hahaha, you got me.
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I couldn't pass this one, up...
I married into a family of "HUGE" ******* Fans! (we're talking season ticket holders since the 70's)
So you know, I just had to pass this story along....
It took everyone, about aminute... or two...
Then for some funny reason, multiple foreign objects began to be hurled, in my direction! :t
Do you think it may have been something that I might have said? :%:c:%
I couldn't pass this one, up...
I married into a family of "HUGE" ******* Fans! (we're talking season ticket holders since the 70's)
So you know, I just had to pass this story along....
It took everyone, about aminute... or two...
Then for some funny reason, multiple foreign objects began to be hurled, in my direction! :t
Do you think it may have been something that I might have said? :%:c:%
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:%A funny thread!:%
:%A funny thread!:%
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:%A funny thread!:%
:%A funny thread!:%
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WOW, that is real funny!! Sadly, true but funny!
WOW, that is real funny!! Sadly, true but funny!
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