[cabfrank]

 

[Balad1]

 

[mika9090]

Update: The Brother Andre Johnson cuts off 8" of his penis, only 6" remaining

Ha Ha!!! He just turned himself into Eminem

 

[Balad1]

Penis reattachment unsuccessful

Seriously, I read the surgery failed.

I figure they needs to be call'n the Brother, "Tuna Can" now.

Cause his Johnson is 2" long but 4" across.

LOL

 

[mika9090]

Seriously, I read the surgery failed.



I figure they needs to be call'n the Brother, "Tuna Can" now.



Cause his Johnson is 2" long but 4" across.



LOL

Maybe he never wanted to be a Andre. He might prefer being an Andrea! This could be his first tranny procedure!

 

[kjo43]

Bros, you are on fire!!!!!! Thanks for the laughs.

Andre - sorry you had to cut 'things' short today....


Sent via mobile

 

[agraef]

I am at a loss for words here my friends..........although the posts are very entertaining!
Not even going to open the link to see how these events unfolded.....want to get a good nights sleep!

 

[tardis]

He redefined whackn' off.

 

[johnny_k]

wtf? Johnson minus his Johnson. Better for the dude if he was successful and died. Truth is stranger than fiction.

 

[arogle1stus]

Or he could have had it done by his wife. As in the Lorena Bobbit case.
She did the dirty deed then tossed it in their front yard.
The dangling digit was retrived and reattached to husband, Wayne Bobbit.
Who later became involved in the porn industry.
Wonder if Wayne got paid extra for showing the suture line?

X train driver Art

I once met Lorena Bobbit's cousin. Working as a hash sling at Waffle House

 

[#four]

Seriously, I read the surgery failed.



I figure they needs to be call'n the Brother, "Tuna Can" now.



Cause his Johnson is 2" long but 4" across.



LOL

 

[Balad1]

 

[boongidgie]

Hopefully this will become a trend

 

[boongidgie]

I'd like to see the expression on his insurance carriers face when he tries to get that ADADICKTOMY paid for.

 

[Balad1]

Here's a photo of "Tuna Can" Johnson, LOL.

 

[Balad1]

Rapper Andre Johnson’s failed penis reattachment: What went wrong?

FOX NEWS: http://www.foxnews.com/health/2014/04/18/rapper-andre-johnsons-failed-penis-reattachment-what-went-wrong/?intcmp=features

 

[tomsimac]

A few things
Saliva
Ragged teeth marks
Someone choked on it, and spit it out which ....

Or......

Most likely the whole affair will be replayed on SNL or a late night show.

Fallon would do it justice I believe.

 

[Balad1]

I was thinking what Andre needs now is a big black Parnis

 

[weebee]

He must be a city boy. Didn't he know that cocks can't fly??

 

[four20]

He must be a city boy. Didn't he know that cocks can't fly??