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Rapper severs penis, jumps off building, WTF?

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Rapper Andre Johnson severs penis, jumps off building, but survives.

Los Angeles (CNN) -- Rapper Andre Johnson severed his penis and jumped from a Los Angeles apartment building early Wednesday, police said.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/16/showbiz/rapper-severed-penis/index.html?hpt=hp_t2
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He would have had a better chance of a successful mission if he would have just stood on the corner and waited for a drive by!

....or just lay down in the middle of 455


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Update: The Brother Andre Johnson cuts off 8" of his penis, only 6" remaining :(

Yeah WTF is he bitchin' about?


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Seriously, I read the surgery failed.



I figure they needs to be call'n the Brother, "Tuna Can" now.



Cause his Johnson is 2" long but 4" across.



LOL



:)

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I have learned so much on this forum.

Since joining Watchfreeks, I have learned all about different watch manufacturers, the importance of lug width, screw-in crowns, solid end links and so on. Today, I have learned that if my penis is severed I need to put it in a bag of ice and get to a hospital within 6 hours.

Invaluable. Thanks Freeks.
Fascinating place here for sure
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