Rapper severs penis, jumps off building, WTF?

So Johnson cut his johnson. You can't make this stuff up!



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Damn it. I can't get the link to open in Tapatalk. How the hell did he manage this one. Wearing a little too much bling?

Wu-Tang affiliated rapper Andre Johnson is just plain Andre now ... because doctors weren't able to reattach his penis.

tomsimac said:

Wu-Tang affiliated rapper Andre Johnson is just plain Andre now ... because doctors weren't able to reattach his penis.

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Ha Ha! Part of the Wu-Tang Clan! Should have known. Did they say how he did it! Was his "hoe" sporting razor blades?

Was just thinking, I wonder what he's going to be clutching or holding on to now when he's performing LOL!


Ps. Found it. Suicide attempt gone bad!

mika9090 said:

Was just thinking, I wonder what he's going to be clutching or holding on to now when he's performing LOL!

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His Man-gina, LOL.

mika9090 said:

Ha Ha! Part of the Wu-Tang Clan! Should have known. Did they say how he did it! Was his "hoe" sporting razor blades?

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No mo tang for dat bro.

survived?...whenever he becomes conscious I'd bet he really doesn't to know the loss.

Double fail attempt.

Did he think jumping off a second level would kill him.....LOL

Guess he should change his name to Johnson-less

Now his nut sacks are taking front stage.

Them baggy pants are going to be really baggy now.
It must have been so small he figured he would get more attention without it. He's getting a lot of attention now. Bet he is really pissed he didnt finish the job. Stupid [email protected]#$%R

I could see jumping off a building because your penis got severed but not doing it on purpose...:be polite:

He would have had a better chance of a successful mission if he would have just stood on the corner and waited for a drive by!

mika9090 said:

He would have had a better chance of a successful mission if he would have just stood on the corner and waited for a drive by!

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....or just lay down in the middle of 455


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Update: The Brother Andre Johnson cuts off 8" of his penis, only 6" remaining

A guy gets his girlfriend's name "Wendy" tatooed on his penis. One day he's at a urinal, and glances down at the brothers unit standing at the urinal next to him, and he sees "W..y" on his penis. The guy says, "Wow, your girlfriends name is "Wendy" too?"
The brother looks at him and replies, "No! My tatoo says 'Welcome to Jamaica man, have a nice day.' "

Balad1 said:

Update: The Brother Andre Johnson cuts off 8" of his penis, only 6" remaining

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Yeah WTF is he bitchin' about?


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