Love it? Hate it? Smash it with a Hammer!!!

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toecutter

Discussion Starter · Feb 18, 2010

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Never done it to a watch, yet. But, when something really ticks you off and throwing it away just is not going to be, well, satisfying enough what's your favorite way to destroy it?

Me? A place I used to work had a high tonnage press that ran real slow. Whenever something went bad and needed destroying, into the press it would go. Calculator's display not working, into the press. Bad computer keyboard, into the press. Honestly, there were times I wanted to put the owner into the press.

It would crush stuff so completely that I believe some of it went to another dimension. The best part was it did it so slowly you would hear every crack, snap, pop and groan of whatever you were crushing. Just like the end in the original Terminator movie.

Great satisfaction, two thumbs up!!!.

I know it's tempting to say explosives but, too fast and easy. Like Caligula has been quoted "I want it to feel that it is dying"

Don't tell my Doctor.

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dane1991

· #2 · Feb 18, 2010

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Sledgehammer, You can really get angry with it :%:%

TVDinner

· #3 · Feb 18, 2010

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you really need your own blog toe, lol

I love your posts.

CurrentTime

· #4 · Feb 18, 2010

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That is funny as hell! :lol

My Swiss Legend Octomatic almost met Mr. Hammer, yesterday!

The damn thing WILL NOT REGULATE to be anything called a working watch!

I almost . . . I mean almost smashed the s**t out of it.:madd

I still might . . . however . . . after reading TC's post . . . a vice sounds good!

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djpop

· #5 · Feb 18, 2010

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TC, bro I know the feeling I was adjusting my cordubas hands to zero yesterday and the top subdial hand fell off. S%#&T You grit your teeth and scream inside.

RipitRon

· #6 · Feb 18, 2010

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I threw a T-Rex out the window of my Hummer at 60 MPH! POS!!!

DenFromNM

· #7 · Feb 18, 2010

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Stick it under your tire wheel and step on the gas ans see how far it flies.!!!

dane1991

· #8 · Feb 18, 2010

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RipitRon wrote:

I threw a T-Rex out the window of my Hummer at 60 MPH! POS!!!

Now that i wish i could see!! :c

shaggy7888

· #9 · Feb 19, 2010

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RipitRon wrote:

I threw a T-Rex out the window of my Hummer at 60 MPH! POS!!!

Trythrowing this watch out your Hummer

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Bob

· #10 · Feb 19, 2010

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TVDinner wrote:

you really need your own blog toe, lol

I love your posts.

Me to James, Toe makes me laff! He has a great sense of humor. Toe a blog might befun. ....Bob

Spaceview

· #11 · Feb 19, 2010

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Sasquatch

· #12 · Feb 19, 2010

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Well, I used to work for Saturn(the car company) and one of their big claims to fame was the "cut-away car" in the showroom. They would give us a brand new car, an instruction manual the size of a phonebook and a crate full of tools to tear the thing apart with. There is nothing, NOTHING as oddly satisfying as taking a plasma cutter, saw, grinder and hammer to brand new vehicle. Doesn't matter if that is what you are mad at or not....Just get in there and smash the crap out of it.

So, in answer to your question, I would go plasma cutter

WatchSnobJack

· #13 · Feb 19, 2010

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Yeah almost took a sledge hammer to my SAS but the wife talked me out of it...so I sold it....I wish she did not talk me out of it....lol

Watch_Bonkers

· #14 · Feb 19, 2010

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RipitRon wrote:

I threw a T-Rex out the window of my Hummer at 60 MPH! POS!!!

er, ahhh, ohhh ... could you PM me with the (exact) location where you tossed that Renato POS out the window?

Please?

Thank YOU!
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BTW, for sheer satisfaction, IMHO, nothin' beats a .357 Magnum ...
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Tattoo Chef

· #15 · Feb 19, 2010

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Sledghammer all the way.....

some of the guys i used to work with and one i still do would tell ya, im famous for the sledghammer stuff........
they used to call me destructive Don....or DD for short, because when something was broken in the restaraunt i couldnt just throw it away, i had to destroy it first, and the sledgehammer was always the choice.........ah....good times....

Riva

· #16 · Feb 19, 2010

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Now I understand why he is single..LOL

dane1991

· #17 · Feb 19, 2010

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I think that if i honestly had to destroy a watch, i would simply put it far away, And pick it off with my air rifle, It would make a hell of a target

Duchess

· #18 · Feb 20, 2010

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I've never destroyed anything in regards to the criteria that you set...When I was younger tho, I used to throw stuff when I was having a hissy, I quickly grew out of that.

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