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I had a beagle that uses to tunnel in the deep snow in Hood River Oregon many years ago! He would make a network of them...
Welcome back Accutronitis. Haven’t seen you around these parts lately.
 
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Welcome back Accutronitis. Haven’t seen you around these parts lately.
Thanks, I'm always checking in from time to time but have nothing to say plus I've been very busy working on watches...
 
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I had a beagle that uses to tunnel in the deep snow in Hood River Oregon many years ago! He would make a network of them...
Welcome back Accutronitis. Haven’t seen you around these parts lately.
Thanks, I'm always checking in from time to time but have nothing to say plus I've been very busy working on watches...
Hey yeah, welcome back Steve !!! :D(y)(y):):cool: We have missed
you around here, and I was literally about to PM you at the end of this
week because I was getting worried. ..But was thinking you might just
be recharging the batteries for the new year. 🙂😉..I hope you, and
yours' had a wonderful Holidays, and that everyone is set to have a
very Happy New Year !

We definitely missed your passion, and of course sense of humor,
along with jokes here sir ! 😀😎(y) ..So happy to see your name
pop up, and have you back. Can imagine your beagle was just the
best Steve, and made you laugh all the time. It sounds like they
really love the snow sir. ❄

Welcome back once again !!! ⛄
 

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Hey yeah, welcome back Steve !!! :D(y)(y):):cool: We have missed
you around here, and I was literally about to PM you at the end of this
week because I was getting worried. ..But was thinking you might just
be recharging the batteries for the new year. 🙂😉..I hope you, and
yours' had a wonderful Holidays, and that everyone is set to have a
very Happy New Year !

We definitely missed your passion, and of course sense of humor,
along with jokes here sir ! 😀😎(y) ..So happy to see your name
pop up, and have you back. Can imagine your beagle was just the
best Steve, and made you laugh all the time. It sounds like they
really love the snow sir. ❄

Welcome back once again !!! ⛄
Thank's Tom, I'm here for the long run! 😁
 

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What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
 

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An Irishman walks into a Dublin pub and orders three pints of Guinness.
He takes them to a table and takes a drink from each one, alternating mugs until all of them are empty.
He comes back the next week and does the same. Three pints and takes a drink from each until they are all gone.

Long AF but worth the read!
 

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A man takes a short cut through a forest. He happens upon a short guy dressed in all green ****ing **f. The man screams out ha I caught you Leprechaun! The little guy in all green says yeah yeah you got me, what are your three wishes?
The man quickly says I want a million dollars, a red Lamborghini and i want a huge co** like yours. The little guy in green says ok ok when you get a chance check your bank account, and you will find a million dollars, and when you get home you will find a red Lamborghini in your driveway with the keys on the dash. He then shakes his head and says but I can't just make a big **ck appear I have to give it to you. The man says, ok ok I'll do whatever I have to. The little guy in green says ok but your not gonna like it. I can give a big cock like mine but, you have to let me fuk you.
The man looks around and says well I have money and a bad ass car its the only thing i need to make my life complete. Ok
So he bends over the little guy in green starts pounding him mercilessly and the man screams out in pain I can't believe Im doing this! The little guy in green screams out I can't believe you think I'm a Leprechaun!
 

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My fav joke of the week...

A man in Idaho won the lottery for the sixth time which seems kind of suspicious, I mean, you win the lottery once, you leave Idaho...
 

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Mondera is what Tyler Perry's Madea calls Madonna. 😁
 
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