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What kind of tests do vampires give their students?

Blood tests. 🧛‍♂️
 

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What do you call Santa Claus' reindeer wranglers?

Jolly ranchers!


Boom!
 
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What does an evil hen lay? 🐔

Deviled eggs. 👿🥚
 

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Where do vampires keep their money? 🧛‍♂️

The blood bank️. 💰
 

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What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?

Peach gobbler!
 

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What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him! :eek:
 

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?


A turkey that can pluck itself!
 
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron you having more cranberry sauce?
 

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What kind of weather does a turkey like?

Fowl weather.
 

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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Norma Lee.

Norma Lee who?

Norma Lee I don't eat this much!
 

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You know you overdid at Thanksgiving. 🍴🍗🥧

..When your belt says, there's a lot of tension between us. 😊
 

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Whaddya call a bull sleeping in the road?


A bulldozer.
 

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Whaddya call a mad German?

A sour Kraut.
 

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Rosemary was late for the seasonal ball because she forgot the thyme.
 
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