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Discussion Starter #106
Why did the zombie skip school?

He felt rotten.👤
 

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Why don’t mummies take time off?

They’re afraid to unwind.
 
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Discussion Starter #109
What does an evil hen lay?

Deviled eggs. 😈🥚
 
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What does a pumpkin like to read?

Pulp fiction.🥮🎇
 
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Why don't zombies eat comedians?

Because they taste funny.
 
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What kind of dog does Dracula have?

A blood hound.🐶
 
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Discussion Starter #116
What happens when you stay up all night on Halloween?

Something dawns on you. 🌒
 
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What do you call a witch who goes to the beach?

A sand-witch.🥪
 
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What should you do at a Halloween party if a zombie rolls their eyes at you?

Roll them back to them!
 
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Discussion Starter #120
Are black cats bad luck?

Only if you're a mouse.🐭
 
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