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Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?

They have no body to love.
 

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What Halloween candy is never on time for the party?

Choco-LATE!
 

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What makes trick or treating with twin witches so challenging?

You never know which witch is which!
 

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What part of the street do vampires live on?

A dead end!
 

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Where does a ghost go on vacation?


Mali-boo
 
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What do mummies like listening to on Halloween?

Wrap music!
 
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What is a monster’s favorite dessert?

I scream!
 
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Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road safely?

The crossing gourd.
 
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What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school?

Spelling.
 
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How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?

A pumpkin patch.
 

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Have you heard how popular the local cemetery is?

People are just dying to get in.:eek:
 

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Some people claim that filling animals with helium is wrong. I say, whatever floats your goat.
 
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