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Getting to the bottom of this joke.


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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
 
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Why do geese fly south for the winter? It’s easier than walking!
 

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A video has been posted of a porn star and her boyfriend having sex in a Tesla while it was driving on autopilot, and amazingly, no one was rear-ended! :p
 

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Did you hear about the man in North Carolina that admitted to sucking on a woman's toe's in a shopping center? he was sentenced to a month in jail where he is expected to do very well...
 

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Would that be in the month of Oc-toe-ber?
 
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Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? The cabinet had sleeping pills.
 
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What do you call a cow with no toes

Lac-toes intolerant
 
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What do you call someone with a rubber toe?.. Roberto
 
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Why did the cowboy die wit his boots on?? He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket😂😂👌🏻👌🏻
 
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If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?


Missile toe.
 
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Why did NASA order sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up !🚀
 

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NASA has said that an engineers pet was crushed during Mars Rover testing

Turns out Curiosity did kill the cat.
 

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I want to pay respects to the Mars Rover that NASA lost contact with.

It's a missed Opportunity.
 
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