A Civil Servant is dozing behind his desk, enjoying the afternoon sun, if suddenly he sees a spider crawling. Lifting his foot, he thinks, I’m going to kill you. But the spider says in a small voice I have a wife and 10 kids, don’t kill me. If you let me live, I’ll grant you three wishes. All right then, says the CS, let me have the wishes. My first wish is: take me to a tropical island. And whooooosh, he’s rushed off to a beautiful island. What’s you second wish?, the spider asks. To be surrounded by gorgeous women. And whooooosh, there’s the laughter of beautiful, luscious girls all around him. And your last wish, the spider asks?. A lot of money. No wait, I’ve got something better. To live a lazy life for the rest of my days. So be it, the spider replies. And whooooosh, he’s behind his desk again.
What’s the busiest day in a Civil Servant’s work week?
Monday, because then he has to tear 3 pages off the calendar.
Why doesn’t a Civil Servant look out of the window at home?
Because otherwise he wouldn’t have anything to do at work.
Three schoolchildren are bragging about their fathers. The first boy says: I’ve got the fastest father in the world, he’s an F-16 pilot. No way, the second boy boasts, my father is an Astronaut. That’s nothing, the third boy says, my father is a Civil Servant. He has a 9 to 5 work day but he’s at home 3 PM sharp each day! That’s really fast!
Two Civil Servants are walking the street if suddenly, one of them steps on a snail, killing it. Why did you do this, there’s no need for that, the other one shouts. There is, the snail killer answers, it was getting in my way all day!
