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Miss Beatrice, the church organist was in her eighties
and had never been married. She was admired for her
sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she
showed him Into her quaint sitting room. She invited him
to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister
Noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled
with water and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!

When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and
its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could
no longer resist.

'Miss Beatrice, I wonder if you would tell me about this.' he said,
pointing to the bowl.

'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through
the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the
ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet
and that it would prevent the spread of disease. And you know
what? I haven't had the flu all winter!'

Better than a Flu Shot!

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I don't know how I missed this when you posted it. Good one!
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