I FAKED IT FOR THE FIRST TIME

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OOOH LOOK.... SOCKS -JUST WHAT I WANTED FOR XMAS!!!!

:madd:madd:madd:madd:madd:madd:madd

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socks, undies, ties, dress shirts all leave me speechless.

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Someone knew that I liked watches.............they bought me one.
I really appreciated the thought and effort but.....:BE

CJ

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BUT it was a KMART/WALMART CHEAPO!!!! :%:%:%:%



Seattle wrote:

Someone knew that I liked watches.............they bought me one.
I really appreciated the thought and effort but.....:BE

CJ

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Every year at Christmas my mother-in-law buys me several very nice gifts that I know I will hate before I open them. This year I got handkerchiefs (don't use them), Slippers (don't wear them), and two ties (ugly and uglier). Never any receipts so I'm always stuck with them. But I paint on that smile and say thank you and pray for a miracle for next year.

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. . . year after year my sister manages to get me the most absurd gifts. It's as if we never met, and she assumes I am a retard.

I think the "Football shaped arm rest/remote control holder made out of shiny plastic" had to be the worst!!!! It's so bad . . . I can't even Google an image of it!!!!!

I don't even talk her anymore . . . .

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NO NO IT WAS AN ACTIVA!!!!!!!

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Seattle wrote:

Actually it was an Invicta!!!!:BE:BE:BE(JK)



CJ



WATCHURSELF wrote:

BUT it was a KMART/WALMART CHEAPO!!!! :%:%:%:%



Seattle wrote:

Someone knew that I liked watches.............they bought me one.
I really appreciated the thought and effort but.....:BE

CJ

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This year my mother gave me two presents. A tooled leather wallet that fell apart when I tried to put my driver's license in it (She's only known me for 49 years and still doesn't know that of the few things I seriously dislike in life - tooled leather is right near the top of the list) and she also gave me a back massaging seat cusion. It has two big plastic things that stick out and jab you in the back. I sincerely appreciate the thought, but c'mon! A back massager that hurts the back?!?!?! I found this so weird that I just had to tell her. It's going back (she said she would give me the equivelent in cash to put toward a watch - now she's thinking!)

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That sounds like a Mom, LOL. I have been telling mine forever to not buy me clothes....ever! Guess what I get every year???
I tell her to make me a home cooked meal (amazing cook) instead and I get that anyway. Ya gotta love Mom!!!

CJ


vbobdriveguy wrote:

This year my mother gave me two presents. A tooled leather wallet that fell apart when I tried to put my driver's license in it (She's only known me for 49 years and still doesn't know that of the few things I seriously dislike in life - tooled leather is right near the top of the list) and she also gave me a back massaging seat cusion. It has two big plastic things that stick out and jab you in the back. I sincerely appreciate the thought, but c'mon! A back massager that hurts the back?!?!?! I found this so weird that I just had to tell her. It's going back (she said she would give me the equivelent in cash to put toward a watch - now she's thinking!)

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I always love getting neckties. It's funny because none of them ever match my outfits. Some people might realize that a tie needs to match your shirts and pants, but my family nahhh!!!

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almost every present from my office mates when we exchange gifts. always are lame and i always act like they are great. it is pretty sad.

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One year I got a LADDER for Christmas!

I don't want things I need for Christmas, I want something I WANT!

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Anomaly wrote:

One year I got a LADDER for Christmas!

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Dude, that is funny!
As a contractor a ladder for me would be cool.

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Well at least you wouldn't have to wrap it. That would be pointless LOL!!! I'm going to guess that based on the wrapping style it might just be a ladder LOL!!

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Was it a nice ladder? LOL

Anomaly wrote:

One year I got a LADDER for Christmas!

I don't want things I need for Christmas, I want something I WANT!

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I really can't think of anything from my family that i didn't like. We are all pretty good at getting something the person needs or wants!

I got 5 ties this year and I loved them. My wife gets me the coolest ties that all match the suits I have so there's no problem! With ties, I'm real conservative and my wife isn't so she gets me the more edgy ties that I always end up liking and getting the most compliments on!

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You guys are funny..LOL The ladder would be a hard to hide gift.