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The wedding ceremony came to the point where the minister asked if


anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom





The moment of utter silence was broken when a beautiful young woman


carrying a child stood up. She starts walking slowly towards the


minister.





The congregation was aghast you could almost hear a pin drop.





The groom's jaw dropped as he stared in at the approaching young


woman and child.





Chaos ensued. The bride threw the bouquet into the air and burst out


crying. Then the groom's mother fainted. The best men started giving


each other looks and wondering how to save the situation.





The minister asked the woman, "Can you tell us, why you came forward?


What do you have to say?"





There was absolute silence in the church


The woman replied, "We can't hear you in the back."





And that illustrates what happens when people are considered guilty


until proven innocent!!

































 

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Oh neat Roarry ! :bounce: Another classic I'll have to make sure, and remember. :thumb: :)

Thanks again for the laugh !!!
 
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