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The wedding ceremony came to the point where the minister asked if

anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom

The moment of utter silence was broken when a beautiful young woman

carrying a child stood up. She starts walking slowly towards the


The congregation was aghast you could almost hear a pin drop.

The groom's jaw dropped as he stared in at the approaching young

woman and child.

Chaos ensued. The bride threw the bouquet into the air and burst out

crying. Then the groom's mother fainted. The best men started giving

each other looks and wondering how to save the situation.

The minister asked the woman, "Can you tell us, why you came forward?

What do you have to say?"

There was absolute silence in the church

The woman replied, "We can't hear you in the back."

And that illustrates what happens when people are considered guilty

until proven innocent!!


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Oh neat Roarry ! :bounce: Another classic I'll have to make sure, and remember. :thumb: :)

Thanks again for the laugh !!!
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