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You can tell what a great Dad I am, because I met this woman at a party and she told me her name. The music being loud, and me being deaf, I asked her to repeat it. She did, and then she winked at me and said, "That's right, you better remember my name because you'll be screaming it later." I said, "Why? Are you going to run into the street after a ball?"
 
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Wow, that's wild Steve, never knew that was how the monument
actually looked. 😲😁 Crazy, jusy crazy. 😄😉


By the way, just found this out a second ago also... 😊


 

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I Know Kung-Fu! :ROFLMAO:

 

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So this maybe isn't actually a joke, but just a little funny thing that
happened recently.

So I felt like some fruitcake, or possibly even some stollen the other
day. And saw that we had some 'cream cheese' left over from doing
Christmas cookies. 🎅🎄Suddenly, it came to me, why not put a
bit of 'cream cheese' on the fruitcake, and see how it tasted?!

Long story short, it wasn't good because the 'cream cheese' was
actually Crisco. 😮😁

The actual cream cheese we used for cookies was all gone, but
the Crisco we used for a pie was still there. Unfortunately. 😊
 

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So this maybe isn't actually a joke, but just a little funny thing that
happened recently.

So I felt like some fruitcake, or possibly even some stollen the other
day. And saw that we had some 'cream cheese' left over from doing
Christmas cookies. 🎅🎄Suddenly, it came to me, why not put a
bit of 'cream cheese' on the fruitcake, and see how it tasted?!

Long story short, it wasn't good because the 'cream cheese' was
actually Crisco. 😮😁

The actual cream cheese we used for cookies was all gone, but
the Crisco we used for a pie was still there. Unfortunately. 😊
I hate it when that happens
 

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Discussion Starter · #257 ·
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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Wife: 2021 is almost over how did you do on your New Year resolutions this year?
Me: Everything is on track.
The Track:

Plant Water Natural landscape Wood Terrestrial plant
 

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Discussion Starter · #259 ·
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
 
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