Same here. It started out well enough, as I could understand (not relate to), but understand the context and perspective at the beginning.I didn't understand a word he was trying to say.
ill-fated attempt at satire.
Yeh, I read it again too and finally got that it was supposed to be satire.So, I re-read the article from the initial idea that it is simply for entertainment and nothing more... from that perspective, I still think he's an asshat. Albeit, a clever one. Perhaps that was the piont, however. If so, the kudos to GSElevator.
It definitely is meant to be satire. I did laugh a bit more the second time. The comments and banter are even more entertaining. If you didn't read them, you should go back and do so.